Memo To Democrats From PhysioProf
May 7, 2008
So it looks like even more likely now that Obama will win the nomination, although I guess there is some non-zero chance that Clinton could somehow pull something off. Regardless, it will soon be time to focus on the general election. This has been a very hotly contested primary, and there are a lot of short tempers and tense feelings. Well, it is now time for all Democrats—regardless of Democratic candidate preference—to settle the fuck down! Read the rest of this entry »
Zuska has a fascinating discussion going on concerning the curious fact that shitbag privileged assholes always seem to come slithering out from under whatever skanky rocks they reside to “explain” the fact that the non-privileged are under-represented in some endeavor because of some essential aspect of human biology, psychology, or other immutable inevitable feature of human nature, and never because of their fucking lack of privilege.
Now personally, whenever I hear a privileged asshole explain that the reason why the non-privileged aren’t equally represented in some endeavor is due to “genetics” or “lack of interest” or some other cockamamie essentialist bullshit he pulled right the fuck out of his ass, I tend to be pretty fucking skeptical! It’s just a little bit too convenient to just be a coincidence that dispassionate consideration of the scientific evidence on the ground leads right the fuck to maintenance of the privilege status quo, you know what I’m saying?
Obama, Wright & Wackaloon Religious Assholes
May 2, 2008
The Reverend Wright foofaraw is just an inevitable consequence of the fact that in the United States we incorporate into our political discourse–indeed elevate to the highest level of importance–the delusional views of wackaloon religious assholes and the relationships of political candidates to those assholes. And with the collusion of people who literally hate America and everything it stands for—the sick-fuck right-wing and its craven canape-eating chardonnay-swilling shitbag fake-ass journamalist enablers (Russert, Matthews, Scarborough: Fuck you, you motherfucking scumbags!)—we just keep doing it over and over and over and over.
This garbaggio is totally fucking insane, and is yet another reason why our nation is swirling down the shitter. (h/t Abel Pharmboy for making me think about this absurd douchecornetry!)
UPDATE: Welcome to my shiny happy visitors from Crooks & Liars! Make yourselves at home, but don’t use those lace towels in the fucking powder room. They’re just for show.
Where The Phuck’s PhysioProf?
May 1, 2008
Academic responsibilities have drained my time over the last few days, and will continue for a few more. This is the reason for the lack of recent posting. Expect righteous ranting and raving to resume this weekend! Carry on, motherfuckers!
It’s Three RBIs, Fucknozzle, Not Three RBI!
April 27, 2008
Can someone please tell the ridiculous fucking assmonkey shitbag talking heads at ESPN that the plural of “RBI” is “RBIs”, not “RBI”? I have had it up to here with this fake-ass illiterate pseudo-intellectual pompous douchebaggery coming out of the mouths of a bunch of dumb-ass frat boys who all got picked last for kickball! FUCK!
Those who are interested in the opinions of others concerning this important issue, please go here.
Commenter Bijan Parsia made an important point in our discussion of intellectual appropriation and attribution about the role of good faith all of this:
One thing to remember is that *good faith* is critical: One shouldn’t let the idea of better than due diligence prevent one from doing work (or posting), but if one makes an attribution mistake it helps to apologize and try to rectify (as you did in your case). Read the rest of this entry »
What The Heck Happened to “Fuck”?
April 26, 2008
An astute reader expressed concern yesterday that the tagline of this blog currently read as follows:
“Step in, Sit Down, Chill The Heck Out” — I said that
She speculated that perhaps WordPress had ordered the removal of what those who are observant as she is will recall as the original tagline:
“Step in, Sit Down, Chill The Fuck Out” — I said that
(emphasis added).
No, WordPress doesn’t seem to give a flying fuck about evocative language on blogs they host. Actually, as part of my totally fucking hilarious April Fools joke, I changed “fuck” to “heck”, and I just forgot to change it back.
Deepest apologies to those readers who have been scandalized by my egregious use of the despicable slimy weak right-wing shitbag euphemism “heck”. I have restored the honest strong liberal evocative term “fuck” to its rightful place in the tagline.
Courteous Attribution: How It’s Done
April 26, 2008
Update: I hadn’t actually read this Krugman column before I wrote this, but as readers point out it makes some similar observations.
This is an illustration of what one can do when related material comes to light pursuant to good-faith intellectual discourse.
Absurd Right-Wing Dumbfuck Commenter Can’t Form A Sentence
April 23, 2008
For the most part, pathetic right-wing dumbfuck scumbags don’t seem to visit PhysioProf, or at least if they do, they rarely leave comments. And we do not censor non-spam comments here, except if they contain racist, misogynist, or other hateful content. Well, some absurd shitbag Republican douchemonkey calling himself “Rick” decided he was not real happy with PhysioProf’s opinions, and decided to make a comment. And the comment was so totally diagnostic of fearful dumbfuck right-wing authoritarian follower keening, and so totally fucking hilarious, that I felt I just had to elevate it to the top level: Read the rest of this entry »
Pseudonymous Bloggers Kick Total Fucking Ass! w00t!1!!11!!!
April 22, 2008
Lots of agonizing and hand-wringing and philosophizing and navel-gazing and vituperation and fight/flight-response activation at ScienceBlogs and elsewhere in the blogosphere concerning pseudonymous blogging. Some say that pseudonymous bloggers are RUINING THE INTERNET11!!1!!!!ELEVENTY!11!!1!!!!, while others assert that pseudonymous blogging KICKS TOTAL FUCKING ASS. PhysioProf has opined on this topic previously:
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