Demented Religious Douchecornet Clusterfuck

February 29, 2008

We all know that Tim Russert is a despicable piece of shit, and that his “gotcha” gimmickry at the last Democratic primary election debate was intentionally designed to carry water for the sick depraved GOP. One particulary egregious example of Russert’s heinous agenda was his insistence that Obama “reject” certain views of “Minister” Louis Farrakhan, a demented religious douchecornet.

Now it turns out that John McCain has explicitly embraced the endorsement of “Reverend” John Hagee, another demented religious douchecornet. Hagee has said totally crazed wackaloon shit like the following (h/t Glenn Greenwald):

I believe that the Hurricane Katrina was, in fact, the judgment of God against the city of New Orleans.

He has also criticized Islam, saying “those who live by the Koran have a scriptural mandate to kill Christians and Jews”. (I don’t know if he has ever mentioned any of the various scripturally mandated killing in the Christian bible.) Of course, the disgusting fetid excuse for journalism we call the national press is giving McCain a total pass on this shit, because he is such a maverick politician.

Demented religious douchecornet Bill Donohue (president of the “Catholic League” and the same fucking asshole who trashed Amanda Marcotte and Melissa McEwan for colorfully speaking the truth about demented religious douchecornets) is not happy about demented religious douchecornet Hagee’s endorsement of maverick politician McCain, because demented religious douchecornet Hagee has also criticized Catholicism. He had the following to say to Glenn Greenwald:

At that point, Catholics cannot join with evangelicals. To the extent you’re going to insult my religion, all bets are off.

I don’t know about you, but it totally cracks me the fuck up when two demented religious douchecornets get mad at each other. It’s pure fucking comedy, just like watching enraged toddlers joust with plastic shovels in the sandbox. Now if only demented religious douchecornet Farrakhan could get mad at demented religious douchecornet Hagee for slamming Islam, we’d have a demented religious douchecornet trifecta.

One Response to “Demented Religious Douchecornet Clusterfuck”

  1. jeffk Says:

    “those who live by the Koran have a scriptural mandate to kill Christians and Jews”

    Well, of course, this is absolutely true. You mentioned it parenthetically, but I think it’s worth re-emphasizing that the disgusting part is the hypocracy.


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