Maureen Dowd Is PhysioProf’s Worst Fucking Nightmare

March 19, 2008

Dowd’s editorial in the Times today was her usual unintelligible gibberish rooted in wacked out psychodrama from her 8th grade classroom. It was supposed to be about Obama’s BEST SPEECH EVAH!! (Yeah, it was a decent speech. I was more impressed by the fact that Obama sacked the fuck up and stayed loyal to his pastor in the face of the sick-fuck right-wing shitstorm brewed up in the twisted minds of Rovian shitbags and served to the addled public by sycophantic mainstream media scumbags.)

Anyway, back to Dowd and her disturbed feverish ravings. Her tortured wackadoodle stream of bizarre metaphors included this phrase:

Unlike what the Clintons did to Lani Guinier

Jesus Fucking Christ! Is there any goddamn motherfucking topic in the entire fucking universe that doesn’t make Dowd think about Bill Fucking Clinton!?!?!?!?

She is just my goddamn worst motherfucking nightmare!! Seriously, if Jack Bauer decides he needs to squeeze some important info out of me, he can just lock me in a room with nothing but the complete collection of Dowd’s columns.

“AAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I’ll tell you whatever you want to know!!!! Just make it stop!!!!!!”

OK. Now I feel better.

(h/t Wonderful Jill at Brilliant at Breakfast)

8 Responses to “Maureen Dowd Is PhysioProf’s Worst Fucking Nightmare”

  1. Christian Prophet Says:

    Barack Obama gave a good speech on race, but it’s being argued that it was designed to distract attention from much more damaging non-racial aspects of his THEOLOGY. See:

    http://christianprophecy.blogspot.com/

  2. PhysioProf Says:

    And the relevance of “THEOLOGY” to anything other than the wackaloon fantasies of crazy delusional nutjobs is what, exactly?

  3. larue Says:

    But she’s SUCH a hottie!!!!

    Who cares what she writes.
    it’s all drivel, at that level.

    Colter. Malkin. Skanks.

    Dowd is a HOTTIE compared to them.

    *G*


  4. PP,
    I generally ignore crap like that—even if I get drawn to it occasionally, by the second paragraph of such verbal diarrhea, I am out. But because of you I had to read the whole thing. I have read it twp fucking times now (I blame you for raising my morbid curiosity to that extent), and I still don’t know what the hell she’s talking about! Damn. Now I’m offended.

  5. PhysioProf Says:

    Now I’m offended.

    Then get teh fuck over to DrugMonkey and describe your experience! That’s our topic of the day!


  6. PP,
    I guess you haven’t checked my comment over at DM, which was made before I made the (tongue-firmly-in-cheek) comment here as an (well, obviously feeble) attempt at thread linking.

  7. crowlie Says:

    I have to tell you how impressed I am with your writing style. Still giggling!

  8. Silent Breeze Says:

    I just cannot understand, why everything has to be about Obama, I mean life is a GIANT roller coaster for us all! Do we need to make it harder on the man? He is doing the BEST he can! Good times bad times we ALL have had our share.

    -Chris-


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