Maureen Dowd Makes Me Projectile Fucking Vomit

June 25, 2008

Mike the Mad Biologist unfortunately directed my attention to Maureen Dowd’s column today, which includes this passage:

Conservatives love playing this little game, acting as if the “elite” Democratic candidates are not in touch with people like themselves, even though the guys doing the attacking — like Rove, Limbaugh, O’Reilly and Hannity — are wealthy and cosseted. Haven’t we had enough of this hypocritical comedy of people in the elite disowning their social status for political purposes?

Mike’s intepretation was that her sounding “like a Dirty Fucking Liberal Hippie Commie Islamofacist blogger” was because:

Either all of the shouting from the bloggysphere did some good, or else she’s been replaced with a pod person.

My interpretation is a little less sanguine.

Too little, too late. Dowd’s been on the list of the top ten mainstream shitbag media enablers of the depraved right-wing Democrat-feminizing-gayifying shell game for twenty fucking years. As far as I’m concerned, she can go fuck herself, and take her fake-ass new-found Dirty Fucking Liberal Hippie Commie Islamofacist schtick and shove it up her fucking ass.

The only reason she’s doing this is because she has finally figured out that the right-wing scumbags she’s been tongue-bathing for the last two decades are losing their grip on power, and she’s readying herself to start toadying up to the the new power center.

She is the fucking apotheosis of everything that is wrong with the motherfucking press in this country. She makes me want to fucking projectile vomit. Hey, Mike: thanks for ruining my motherfucking afternoon, asshole!

4 Responses to “Maureen Dowd Makes Me Projectile Fucking Vomit”

  1. mikeb302000 Says:

    I like your style, Dude.
    Em, well, I dig your style too, man. Got that whole cowboy thing going.
    Thank you. There’s just one thing, Dude.
    Yeah, what’s that?
    Do you have to use so many cuss words.
    The fuck you talking about?
    Kay, Dude, have it your way.

    http://mikeb302000.wordpress.com/2008/06/26/the-big-lebowski/

  2. larue Says:

    She’s a redhead.
    She’s still a hottie.

    She is who she is.

    I prefer to think of her as a redhead hottie, and leave her sick and twisted 1% bullshit politics off to the side.

    There’s others FAR more important to call accountable.

    We got a long way to go before we start chasin the few skirts who bug us . . . .

  3. eyerollingcasualty Says:

    Fuck you larue.

    Certainly Maureen Dowd has been snuggling too close to the right wing nuts and has been using their framing. But where the fuck do you get off objectifying and minimalising her? You don’t like her politics? Say so. But reducing her to a sex doll it pure bullshit – as is the backhand casual dismissal of other women. Nice drive by shooting of everywoman you blowhard jackass.

  4. Lemur Says:

    Oh yeah, forget her nutjob politics. Let’s forget, in fact, that she’s got a brain at all (twisted as it is). Cause hey, she’s hawt. And a redhead. She even has boobs! Woohoo!
    Yeah, let’s hope you’re not as dumb as you sound; otherwise I’m guessing you have a problem with complicated things like doorknobs.
    And that last sentence? WTF does that even mean?


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