PhysioProf Is Fucking Reeling!!!

September 14, 2008

With about three hours to go in the Recipe War Battle #2 voting, PhysioProf had a decent lead of about seven votes, roughly 60 to 53. In an absolutely stunning last-minute surge, fierce competitor Isis the Scientist collected almost 30 votes in the last three hours to lurch ahead and win.

This staggering development has PhysioProf nearly incapacitated with shock and awe, but–just like when some ridiculous fuckwit study section fails to appreciate the brilliance of one of his grant applications–PhysioProf is nothing if not a persistent competitor. He has thus dusted himself off, sacked the fuck up, and is ready for round three: Fish Course #1. (If I am not mistaken, the soup course has been pushed forward to after the second fish course; if I am mistaken, I am sure Isis the Scientist will gently disabuse me.)

PhysioProf is grateful for Isis the Scientist’s agreement to move the engagement of battle to Tuesday night at Midnight, to accomodate PhysioProf’s numerous high-powered professional responsibilities. Indeed, PhysioProf hereby respectfully requests a delay of the engagement of the Fish Course #2 battle to Tuesday at Midnight of the following week, on account of yet another extraordinarily important high-powered professional responsibility.

Finally, PhysioProf would like to point out that, while Isis the Scientist seems unable to resist her compulsion to indulge in vicious trash talk and feeble nasty unfunny visual humor at PhysioProf’s expense, PhysioProf has thus far, and will continue to do so, taken the high road and refrained from underhanded cruel digs at any of Isis the Scientists many intellectual and character flaws.

8 Responses to “PhysioProf Is Fucking Reeling!!!”

  1. kevin z Says:

    Thats fucking bullshit! You had a fucking baby octopus in your salad!! And the pine nuts! Didn’t the voting constituents see that there were freaking pine nuts??

    Who the fuck wants steak in their salad?? Unfuckingbelievable. Hey man, I appreciated your seafood salad. Just want to let you know.

    Steak in salad… stoopidist idea evah…

  2. natalie Says:

    “PhysioProf has thus far, and will continue to do so, taken the high road and refrained from underhanded cruel digs at any of Isis the Scientists many intellectual and character flaws.”

    Dr. Isis has no intellectual or character flaws, which is why you have been unable to comment on any.

  3. tai haku Says:

    Oh bad luck PP. I thought for sure you’d levelled the series. hopefully you’ll bring it with the fish and things won’t be too one sided.

  4. drugmonkey Says:

    The “last three hours”? Diebold run this polling station by any chance?


  5. Tsk, tsk, DrugMonkey. Are you trying to make it onto the list of people itching for a smack down?

  6. juniorprof Says:

    What a travesty! The goat cheese salad was the bomb! Didn’t make the seafood one yet though, its a bitch finding fresh squid out here in the desert.

  7. Physiogroupie IV Says:

    Two trademarks of Isis’ recipe posts include an (unfavorable yet humorous) illustration of you as well as a photo/story of Dr. Isis’ trials and tribulations during the preparation of the meal. While neither have anything to do with the recipe itself, I am willing to bet these additions have some psychological effects to bias and/or sway the voters to side with her recipes. The third trademark of hers which definitely works against you is her photographs make the play-by-play all the more mouth-watering.

    That said, bring on the Fish Course.

  8. TreeFish Says:

    I very much look forward to the fucking fish dish. To hell with the fucking highroad. Let’s see some witty visuals from the PP!


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