What The Fuck Is A Fucking Buckeye?

March 20, 2009

What the fuck is up with that asshole Ohio State buckeye mascot fucker? What is that fucking thing supposed to be? Is it some kind of fucking seed, or a nut?

21 Responses to “What The Fuck Is A Fucking Buckeye?”

  1. juniorprof Says:

    I thought it was some kindof special Ohio chicken but that thing don’t look like no chicken. I think its some weird human/nut hybrid. Anyway, who cares, the ohio state university sucks! GO HEELS!!!

  2. leigh Says:

    it’s the state tree. they’re damned proud of it too. i don’t get it, but i laugh at the buckeye related billboards every time i drive through ohio.

  3. jc Says:

    This game is crazy shit!

  4. juniorprof Says:

    Cleveland State baby!!! All the way!!!

  5. Arlenna Says:

    Isn’t a buckeye some kind of a horse chestnut? Little kids used to play some kind of game with ‘em? I think it’s analogous to conkers from the UK, where kids would try to get the biggest buckeye so they could smash other kids’ buckeyes.

  6. Science Bear Says:

    It comes from a particular kind of tree and is small and dark brown, with a light brown dot in the center. I had never actually seen one until moving to PSU, they have them everywhere here too.

    Here is more information and pics of the seeds.

  7. Science Bear Says:

    The luck thing mentioned on the link is actually a pretty common thought, and I had one given to me when I was little for that reason. Some people also use the nut as a kind of “worry stone” since it is very smooth (also seen this several times).

  8. Cognitive Psychologist Says:

    I’m finishing up my Ph.D. at Ohio State so this post kind of pissed me off.

    Just sayin’.

  9. Bi Avenger Says:

    The buckeye is a nut kind of like a chestnut. The tree that it grows on is found all over the state. They are toxic, so the buckeye is often called a “killer nut.” Brutus the Buckeye is… um… a buckeye-man thing. But hey, at least we have a mascot (unlike Michigan). And honestly, I don’t think Brutus is particularly more stupid-looking than a lot of other college mascots. For example, the Nittany Lion looks like a goofy bear, and the official mascot of Purdue is technically a locomotive.


  10. It’s a huge and deadly grenade that will kick your butt, Comrade, and don’t you forget it. KAPOW DUDE!

    As a “comrade”–you should at least appreciate that one of the colors is RED.

    Speaking of which, there is some poor child in Columbus named Scarlett Ann Grey. (Really, they used to put her photo on the front page of the newspaper every OSU/Michigan game weekend…)


  11. the Nittany Lion looks like a goofy bear

    LOL!

  12. Physiogroupie IV Says:

    Duke all the way, haters.

  13. jc Says:

    It’s on like donkey kong!!!!!!!!!!!!WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    (the texass orange is blinding me, sheesh)


  14. CPP,
    That’s a typo. It’s actually spelled ‘Suckeye’. It is the apt mascot of a school in the Big Ten conference (which contains eleven teams). Is our children learning?

  15. madscientist Says:

    As people from Michigan say “A buckeye is a hairless nut”.

    The only joke that I know is “Why doesn’t Michigan float out into the great lakes? Because Ohio sucks!”

  16. whitecoattales Says:

    The Buckeye is a poisonous nut.
    People who go to the university of michigan in particular, have a habit of choking on this nut come football season.

    *that random potshot brought to you by a Michigan State alumnus*

  17. Anonymous Says:

    you are all fucking retarded. the buckeye is the state tree of ohio and the buckeye nut is poisonous. i bet if you pussies ate one you would puke and I bet if you gave one to your pet it would die. So why dont you fuckers gain a little knowledge before bashing something you don’t know anything about. GO BUCKS!!!

  18. Pete Says:

    Queer little fucker

  19. EJ Says:

    a buckeye is a worthless nut just like all the ohio state fans hahahahahaha

  20. Anonymous Says:

    Who cares

  21. frank Says:

    Lets see, the michigan wolverine will kill a mounton lion,bear,wolf,puma,cougar.My kitchen drawer has a nut cracker,that will take care of the buckeye nuts.


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