Adobe Acrobat 9.1 Pro Sucks My Fucking Ass!!!111!ELEVENTY!1!!
April 16, 2009
It’s totally fucking slow, it crashes constantly, it renders text like absolute shit, and the menus are incomprefuckinghensible.
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It’s totally fucking slow, it crashes constantly, it renders text like absolute shit, and the menus are incomprefuckinghensible.
April 16, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Still using 7.0 here.
April 16, 2009 at 1:53 pm
I was happily using 7.0–which kicked fucking ass–until I was forced to upgrade in order to fill out NIH electronic grant applications.
April 16, 2009 at 8:51 pm
You need to switch to the amazingness of the Mac. Then you’ll be so much cooler than you are now and any problems you have with Acrobat will fade away.
April 19, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Nope. Adobe products will still painfully blow bloody chunks of feces-encrusted intestinal lining out of our rectum, even if you use a Mac. The problem is not the OS. The problem is Adobe.
April 22, 2009 at 5:54 am
I am an acrobat 7 guy. All I need is that fucking magical typewriter button to write on forms and be able to print PDFs and I am happy….
April 28, 2009 at 6:06 pm
I couldn’t agree more. Why does this progam make me install updates every two days????? WTF. And i use it on a mac and it constantly starts bopping around in my dashboard like it needs attention. I vote no.
May 19, 2009 at 8:57 am
Its not respondig everytime I open a PDF!!!! It lets me view the PDF for 10 sec, then 45 sec not responding. WTF ADOBE!
August 18, 2009 at 10:37 pm
I don’t know how Acrobat Professional got on my damned computer; I only want to READ PDFs occasionally! But it did, and then started demanding money from me, and now it’s taking 15 or 20 minutes to uninstall. I found something called Sumatra PDF reader and I hope it works so I can never have to deal with ANYTHING from Adobe ever again!
March 25, 2010 at 9:34 am
Yes, Acrobat Fucking Sucks My Big Fat Cock!! I fucking HATE THAT FUCKING EXCUSE FOR AN APP!!!!!!
April 29, 2010 at 2:09 pm
FUck those fucking updates to hell. What the fuck is the point? adobe acrobat – fuck adobe, fuck acrobat fuck all adobe employees
April 15, 2011 at 5:08 pm
I concur. My experience with the Adobe suite of products is that they suck fucking donkey cocks
May 9, 2011 at 2:00 pm
A-fucking-men
October 21, 2011 at 8:55 pm
I installed this piece of shit because my old copy of foxit was stumbling on a few files. 200FUCKING MEG the prick installed!!! 200 Meg just to open a file??
I take adobe and wipe my arse with it, I wipe my dog’s arse and I take it to adobe hedquarters and ram it down the throat of all those white collar cocksucking turds who call themselves software engineers.
The are not engineers they are WHORES! Whores for turd-rosoft and spy-oogle. Let them play though, WWIII is coming and will soon wife the smirk off their faces and the money out of their accounts.
Nothing like seeing ones children sent off to die in war to sober you up to what is really important in life.