Enjoy it while you can. The Yankee goat-fuckers won’t even sniff the playoffs. Fuck the Yank-me’s. They can always go back to sodomizing livestock, or whatever the fuck it is they do in October–cuz they sure as fuck won’t be playin baseball.
Either way, my central thesis remains un-rebutted: The Yank-me’s are a bunch of under-achieving goat-fuckers who will all be sitting at home playing with their goat-feces-covered dicks come October.
June 29, 2009 at 8:41 am
You KNOW where you can stick that fuckin’ broom doncha?
June 29, 2009 at 8:48 am
Yeah, baybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
June 29, 2009 at 9:55 am
What, no subway? This mostly makes it look like you’re excited about getting into Hogwarts.
Loser.
June 29, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Is that a Nimbus 2000??? Damn, I’m jealous.
June 29, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Does it come with instructions?
June 30, 2009 at 1:08 pm
I have no fucking clue what this means, but if you’re happy…
June 30, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Fucking Wankees.
July 1, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Enjoy it while you can. The Yankee goat-fuckers won’t even sniff the playoffs. Fuck the Yank-me’s. They can always go back to sodomizing livestock, or whatever the fuck it is they do in October–cuz they sure as fuck won’t be playin baseball.
July 1, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Fuck off, Red Sock fan.
July 1, 2009 at 1:27 pm
I can’t stand the RedSux, either. But at least they aren’t known sodomizers of innocent farm animals.
July 1, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Go to hell, Mets fan.
July 1, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Wrong again. You are aware that there are MLB teams west of the shit-hole that is New York?
July 1, 2009 at 1:37 pm
MLB teams in the shit-hole that is west of New York
FTFY!
July 1, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Either way, my central thesis remains un-rebutted: The Yank-me’s are a bunch of under-achieving goat-fuckers who will all be sitting at home playing with their goat-feces-covered dicks come October.
July 1, 2009 at 11:20 pm
I dunno who bikelib is, but I kind of like him/her.
July 2, 2009 at 3:05 pm
there are some things even a goat won’t do.