LOLZ

April 29, 2010

This awesome comic is by Mark Andrew Goetz:

Fuck You, Twitdouches

April 28, 2010

BioE has discovered a new proposed “public art installation” for Cambridge, MA:

An urban art installation proposal by Nick Rodrigues would install sculpted pigeons in Cambridge, MA, each equipped with a “pico projector” that would project a live Tweet stream.

These tweetfucks aren’t fucking satisfied with smugly polluting the entire motherfucking Internet with their gibbering inane drivel? Now they need to pollute real live public spaces? Fuck twitter and fuck all the twitbags and their stupid motherfucking tweets.

And fuck you Cambridge if you allow this asshole to interfere with the serenity and well-being of your citizens.

Shut The Fuck Up Already

April 25, 2010

Jon Miller, you suck smelly shit. Speak like a normal human being, you fucking pompous drivelling douchebag. Bloviating dramatically doesn’t impress anyone. It just makes people hate your fucking guts.

Ponderable

April 24, 2010

Why do the supposed high-school students in teevee shows about high-school students not talk at all like high-school students?

WTF?

April 24, 2010

Tenured Radical linked to this list of newly inducted Fellows of the American Academy of Arts and Sciences. In addition to a bunch of real scholars, there’s some weird shit on the list.

For example, it’s a fucking disgrace that they elected David Fucking Brooks. That dude is so full of fucking shit, the whole fucking earth tilts when he walks around. He is a lying dirtbag, with not an ounce of intellectual integrity.

Also too, I’m confused. There’s rich-ass business douches on the list? All you have to do is be some fuckwad CEO of a big fucking company and you get on there? What the fuck does ripping off bajillions of customers and stockholders to stuff your own pockets with lucre have to with “Arts and Sciences”?

Prediction

April 23, 2010

Clausen is gonna turn out to be a better NFL quarterback than Tebow, McCloy, and Bradford.

Interesting:

Republicans are stepping up their criticism of the Securities and Exchange Commission following reports that senior agency staffers spent hours surfing pornographic websites on government-issued computers while they were supposed to be policing the nation’s financial system.

California Rep. Darrell Issa, the top Republican on the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee, said it was “disturbing that high-ranking officials within the SEC were spending more time looking at porn than taking action to help stave off the events that put our nation’s economy on the brink of collapse.”

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The number of cases jumped from two in 2007 to 16 in 2008. The cracks in the financial system emerged in mid-2007 and spread into full-blown panic by the fall of 2008.

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Republican lawmakers also accused the SEC of being influenced by politics. The SEC’s commissioners approved the Goldman charges on a rare 3-2 vote. The two who objected were Republicans.

Hmm. Now let’s think back a few years, and ask ourselves who would have been responsible for running the SEC and had a majority on its Board in 2007 and 2008? Who was completely dismantling the Federal regulatory apparatus, removing long-term expert professional civil servants and replacing them with depraved party hacks? Fuck if I can remember, because, you know, the world we live in only began in January, 2009.

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