May 31, 2010
May 31, 2010
If I had twelve dicks, and I hammered twelve rusty nails through each one, poured twelve gallons of gasoline on them, and then lit the fuckers on fire, it still wouldn’t have been one twelfth as painful as sitting through the motherfucking GLEE live tour show.
May 24, 2010
Jeezus pigs have absolutely no conscience whatsoever. Lying for jeezus is a positive moral good in their sick twisted hateful world. This is why these despicable bags of fuck can literally have some poor fucking gay kid sucking their dicks under the desk for pennies while they are on the speaker phone intelligently and effectively mobilizing to destroy gays’ civil rights.
May 21, 2010
Why are Mets fans (sad douches that they are) so mad at Oliver Perez?
May 20, 2010
A brazen thief just stole $600 billion worth of famous paintings from a museum in Paris:
A single masked intruder was caught on a video surveillance camera taking the paintings away, according to the Paris prosecutor’s office. The intruder entered by cutting a padlock on a gate and breaking a museum window, it said.
Their collective worth is estimated at as much as euro500 million ($613 million), the prosecutor’s office said.
The stolen works were “Le pigeon aux petits-pois” (The Pigeon with the Peas) an ochre and brown Cubist oil painting by Pablo Picasso; “La Pastorale” (Pastoral), an oil painting of nudes on hillside by Henri Matisse; “L’olivier pres de l’Estaque” (Olive Tree near Estaque) by Georges Braque; “La femme a l’eventail” (Woman with a Fan) by Amedeo Modigliani; and “Nature-mort aux chandeliers” (Still Life with Chandeliers) by Fernand Leger.
Can someone please explain to me what the fucking point of stealing these paintings could possibly have been, when there is no way in a million fucking years that this thief is gonna be able to sell them? Could it be a job-for-hire by some fucked up freaky rich d00d who wants to own these paintings, but never ever show them to anyone or otherwise let on that he owns them?
May 19, 2010
If you’re gonna walk into an administrator’s office and use language like “it’s not fair”, you may as well just say “don’t worry; you can keep fucking me over, because I’m not going to do anything about it”. Administrator’s don’t give a fuck about abstract subjective shit like “fairness”; they give a shit about consequences.
The only thing that’s gonna move an administrator away from the status quo is the threat of a bad consequence, or the promise of a good conseqence. Right or wrong, this is a very practical heuristic for administrators to employ in the face of a constant onslaught of demands for action.
May 17, 2010
May 15, 2010
Fuck facebook. I would sooner drive a nail through my dick than diddle around with that shit. And all you bags of fuck who are whining and crying about how facebook is totally mean and evil because they are totes violating your privacy, go fuck yourselves.
You were fucking stupid enough to rush like motherfucking lemmings to give all kinds of private information to this motherfucking massive corporation so that they could use it to sell you a bunch of useless fucking crap sold by other massive corporations. Quit your fucking whining and grow the motherfuck up. You want a fucking “friend”, get a fucking dog.
And BTW, NO ONE GIVES A FUCK WHAT YOU “THINK” OR “FEEL” OR WHAT CUTE SHIT YOU OR YOUR STUPID FUCKING “KIDS” DID TODAY. FACEBOOK EXISTS TO SELL YOU AND YOUR “FRIENDS” USELESS SHIT, FUCKBAG.