GLEE Live Tour
May 31, 2010
If I had twelve dicks, and I hammered twelve rusty nails through each one, poured twelve gallons of gasoline on them, and then lit the fuckers on fire, it still wouldn’t have been one twelfth as painful as sitting through the motherfucking GLEE live tour show.
May 31, 2010 at 8:19 am
AHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! An awesome part of marriage, my friend.
May 31, 2010 at 3:15 pm
You seem to be obsessed with the whole nail in dick thing. As I said before, my friend, it’s a fine line between pain and pleasure.
May 31, 2010 at 7:54 pm
Clapping…so Happy that you suffered so while thousands around you stood up, danced, partied, sang and had a great time…whateva for tiny dicks 12 or 1 like you have who hate so hard. You could even squeeze out a oz of joy for your spouse..pitiful.
Signed
a gleek
May 31, 2010 at 8:21 pm
So you enjoyed the show, then!?
June 1, 2010 at 2:58 pm
I too would rather hammer twelve rusty nails through your twelve dicks than sit throuugh the Glee show. Here, we agree.
Or, should I say, aglee?
June 2, 2010 at 12:16 pm
Hey! Is that PP I see in the crowd? The one with all the nails in his twelve dicks?
June 2, 2010 at 12:17 pm
Oh, FFS. It’s not funny when the video doesn’t embed.
http://perezhilton.com/2010-06-02-sneak-peek-at-glee-finale
June 2, 2010 at 2:01 pm
“You seem to be obsessed with the whole nail in dick thing.”
Did you steal that line from Jim Goad?
So you have read his book. Hmmm.
June 2, 2010 at 3:28 pm
I have no idea who Jim Goad it. However, I find PP putting nails in his dick hilarious.
June 3, 2010 at 8:57 pm
I was talking to PP.
June 3, 2010 at 9:32 pm
I still have no idea who Jim Goad is and I find nails in PP dick hilarious.
To be clear, you weren’t “talking” to anyone. Right? I mean, am I right?
June 6, 2010 at 7:39 pm
Holy fucking hell Isis, that song was painful enough when Journey did it. Is that the shit that PP is talking about? I don’t really watch tee vee, though Juniper (who also watches little enough tee vee) explained GLEE to me. This shit is seriously popular?
I think I am with PP on this one.
August 8, 2010 at 9:39 am
Jimmy Goad is Glenn Beck for hipsters.
August 8, 2010 at 9:41 am
Jimmy Goad is Glenn Beck for hipsters. He’s great, if you loved The Bell Curve but thought it needed more doo-doo jokes.
August 8, 2010 at 9:46 am
I just don’t understand!. I wish somebody could Sky