Fucking Cats
June 19, 2010
Why are cats obsessed with pens? Do they have thoughts they want to write down, if only they had fucking thumbs?
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Why are cats obsessed with pens? Do they have thoughts they want to write down, if only they had fucking thumbs?
June 19, 2010 at 7:19 pm
tell me about it. i’m trying to write my damn thesis and they go after my pen, sit on whatever i’m trying to read, and generally act like assholes about 30% of the time. lucky for them they’re really cute the rest of the time and like to watch the pointer move around the computer screen.
June 20, 2010 at 12:29 am
Why write when they can PAINT??
http://www.monpa.com/wcp/
June 20, 2010 at 5:33 am
Tell me that cat art shit is some kind of elaborate joke. Please.
June 20, 2010 at 10:58 am
Cats + pens… well, they get to have fun AND annoy a human, I mean, why WOULDN’T they?
Furball likes to push them one by one off the edge of the table. And if I’m actually using one, clearly I’m just waving a cat toy about…
June 20, 2010 at 1:01 pm
Not sure how I found this, but the cat-painting is a joke. There’s also Why Paint Cats? in the same series, and cat dancing.
/complit and critical animal studies
June 20, 2010 at 2:04 pm
Just to piss you off.
Is it working?
June 21, 2010 at 8:22 pm
Cats meow out of angst
“Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!”
(I’m not the author, but it seemed relevant.)
June 24, 2010 at 7:23 pm
They can’t help their ancient instincts. Millions of years ago, the primitive ancestors of pens used to sneak into the nests of primitive cats and suck their eggs. These proto-pens were aided in their vile deeds by proto-phone cords, which why you also see modern cats attacking said cords seemingly without provocation.
October 3, 2010 at 4:58 pm
OUghhhhhhhhh, my cat is obsessed with nails…….. A pedicure is URGENT !!