Fuck You, Lady Gaga
June 20, 2010
Apparently bullshit corporate swill music marketing shill Lady Gaga bullied her way into the Yankees clubhouse after a game this weekend:
Following the Yankees’ loss to the New York Mets on Friday night, Lady Gaga talked her way past security and into the Yankees’ clubhouse. She reportedly met with some players, including Robinson Cano. The media, which is supposed to be allowed into the clubhouse 10 minutes after the final pitch, was held out.
“That was the wrong time and the wrong place,” Cashman said. “It’s been taken care of.”
The New York Post reported on Sunday that Yankees co-chairman Hal Steinbrenner was furious at the display Lady Gaga put on in the clubhouse — dressed in a half-buttoned Yankees jersey and a bikini bottom, she swilled whiskey and fondled her chest, the Post said, citing sources — and that Steinbrenner had permanently banned Gaga from the team’s clubhouse. Cashman downplayed that, but added that the Yankees have other places in the Stadium where players can interact with celebrities.
Lady Gaga is not “edgy” or “bold” or “creative”. Her music is unlistenable garbage that panders to the lowest common denominator of losers who want to feel “cool” while listening to what a bunch of fucking accountants and marketeers tell them to listen to. And her “wild” antics are completely fake corporate marketing bullshit designed to sell cheap-ass corporate crap to rubes and naifs. The Yankees should totally ban her stupid fucking ass from the clubhouse, just for being so fucking boring and predictable.