Maureen Dowd Makes Me Projectile Fucking Vomit

Mike the Mad Biologist unfortunately directed my attention to Maureen Dowd’s column today, which includes this passage:

Conservatives love playing this little game, acting as if the “elite” Democratic candidates are not in touch with people like themselves, even though the guys doing the attacking — like Rove, Limbaugh, O’Reilly and Hannity — are wealthy and cosseted. Haven’t we had enough of this hypocritical comedy of people in the elite disowning their social status for political purposes?

Mike’s intepretation was that her sounding “like a Dirty Fucking Liberal Hippie Commie Islamofacist blogger” was because:

Either all of the shouting from the bloggysphere did some good, or else she’s been replaced with a pod person.

My interpretation is a little less sanguine.

Too little, too late. Dowd’s been on the list of the top ten mainstream shitbag media enablers of the depraved right-wing Democrat-feminizing-gayifying shell game for twenty fucking years. As far as I’m concerned, she can go fuck herself, and take her fake-ass new-found Dirty Fucking Liberal Hippie Commie Islamofacist schtick and shove it up her fucking ass.

The only reason she’s doing this is because she has finally figured out that the right-wing scumbags she’s been tongue-bathing for the last two decades are losing their grip on power, and she’s readying herself to start toadying up to the the new power center.

She is the fucking apotheosis of everything that is wrong with the motherfucking press in this country. She makes me want to fucking projectile vomit. Hey, Mike: thanks for ruining my motherfucking afternoon, asshole!