The United States District Court for the District of Columbia has just issued its slip opinion in the case Committee on the Judiciary, U.S. House of Representatives v. Harriet Miers, et al. This is the case in which the House Judiciary Committee seeks a judicial determination that former White House Counsel Miers must comply with a subpoena and appear before the Committee to testify regarding the illegal politically motivated forced resignations of nine United States Attorneys in late 2006, and that current White House Chief of Staff Josh Bolten must comply with a subpoena and produce a privilege log.

The bottom line is that the District Court sacked the fuck up and told Bush that he is not a motherfucking King, that the United States is a nation of laws, and that Bush and his scumbag courtiers are subject to those laws. More detailed analysis is inside the crack.

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I Fucking Told You!!

July 28, 2008

Police found right-wing political books, brass knuckles, empty shotgun shell boxes and a handgun in the Powell home of a man who said he attacked a church in order to kill liberals “who are ruining the country,” court records show.

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Inside the house, officers found “Liberalism is a Mental Health Disorder” by radio talk show host Michael Savage, “Let Freedom Ring” by talk show host Sean Hannity, and “The O’Reilly Factor,” by television talk show host Bill O’Reilly.

From the Knoxville News. (h/t Firedoglake.)

PhysioProf, you’re so shrill! PhysioProf, you’re so agnry! PhysioProf, you’re doing it wrong! PhysioProf, you’re not convincing! PhysioProf, you’re just driving people away! Waah, waah, waah!

Oh, yeah!? Well, FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKERS!! I fucking told you!

But PhysioProf, this dude is mentally disturbed! He’s just a lone actor! One bad act is just an anecdote, we need statistics! Where’s your evidence!

Like I said, FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKERS!! Motherfucking dumb shits.

An unemployed man accused of opening fire with a shotgun and killing two people at a Unitarian Universalist church apparently targeted the congregation out of hatred for its support of liberal social policies, police said Monday.

Associated Press.

How much money you wanna bet that this deranged fuck spent plenty of his time listening to and reading despicable sick-fuck piece-of-shit traitorious hateful scum like Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, and Bill O’Reilly tell him that “libruls” have ruined America and deserve to die? Those right-wing shitbags’ hands are as bloody as if they pulled the trigger themselves.

And people, even those purportedly on the left, tell me not to be so “angry and divisive”!? The fuck I will, you fucking dumbshit motherfuckers!

My guest-blogging stint at Feministe is finished, and I am back. Between writing a full substantive post every day for two weeks and dealing with some seriously wackaloon whiny-ass concern-troll commenters, I am totally fucking exhausted. But the experience as a whole kicked total fucking ass! Expect substantive posts from me soon. I promise.

Ilyka published a post yesterday that further reinforces what a deep thinker and powerful writer she is. All the ridiculous hypocritical fuckwits that respond to attention being drawn to their privilege with “Where’s your argument; where’s your evidence; you’re not convincing; waah, waah, waah” should be forced to read her post over and over and over and over. (Not that they’d ever get it, but at least it would keep them out of my fucking hair!)

Snippet of this post:

The fucking New York Times strikes again with their abysmal coverage of issues relating to women’s activities in the public sphere. In this article entitled “Blogging’s Glass Ceiling”, Kara Jessela covers the BlogHer conference held last week in San Francisco, California.

First of all, does it surpries you one fucking bit that this article–about the business activites of women bloggers–is in the Fashion/Style section of the Times? Cause you know, anything women do is all about fashion and style, it’s not real manly-man shit like business and sports and technology.

Read the whole fucking thing!

w00t!!

July 25, 2008

Apparently, my guest blogging stint at Feministe has been a complete utter motherfucking success, as I received this comment to one of my posts this evening:

You’re the worst poster in the history of this blog[.]

I am totally fucking historical!!!! w00t!!!!!

Of the three worst designs, I thought they were all equally crappy, and didn’t really see much distinction among them. Of the three best, I thought the high-necked slender dress was the best, and should have won. I thought the asymmetrical laced-sided dress was second best, and the cut-up slices dress–which won–should have been third.

I was particularly impressed with the ability of the “leathuh” designer to transcend her apparent single-minded focus on laced-up leather rock-and-roll clothes.

Discuss!

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Lauren posted yesterday on a disgusting story about an orthopedic surgeon who has been placing temporary tattoos on his patients during surgery. The shit hit the fan when this asshole placed a red rose tattoo under the panty line of a female patient, who didn’t discover the tattoo until her husband saw it. Lauren has more of the details and an excellent take, so please read her post.

I want to give you my take on this as a PhysioProf who works at a highly prestigious medical school and academic medical center

Read the motherfucker!

Snippet of this post:

I’m sure many of you intentionally watch, or at least sometimes inadvertently are exposed to, the “financial” shows on channels like CNBC, Bloomberg, Fox Business News, etc. They have all these financial tickers streaming across the screen, and very professional looking men and women in business suits “on location” at various equity and commodity exchanges acting like they know what the fuck they are talking about. And they have “experts” on various financial and economic topics who “analyze” why the Dow rose 100 points yesterday, but is down 175 today.

Well, let me tell you something: These people are all scurrilous lying sacks of shit, selling you a bill of goods in service of their corporate masters. They are purposefully hiding from you the ugly ugly truth about the US economy, in order to “prevent panic”, which is code for “give the ultra-rich time to pocket their ill-gotten gains before the bottom falls out”.

Read the entire fucking thing, dammit!