Colin Powell To Endorse Obama!?

August 13, 2008

Apparently, right-wing wackaloon scumbag Bill Kristol has claimed that “inside sources” tell him that piece-of-shit lying war-enabler Colin Powell is going to endorse Obama at the Democratic National Convention. The article also states that Powell spokespeople deny this. Regardless, we’ll find out soon enough.

If it is true, this could potentially shift substantial votes towards Obama. Which speaks volumes for how fucking delusional vast swaths of the American voting public are, and how quickly people forget what a pivotal role Powell played in the evil lying traitorious rush to war in Iraq and what a lying revisionist scumbag he has been since he did so:

Colin Powell had some things to say to CNN on Friday [February 9, 2008], including that he may very well endorse a Democrat or an Independent in the presidential election. That sort of political ratfuckery is unremarkable for a craven self-promoting shitheel like Powell, and not intrinsically of any interest to the non-insane. However, Powell said something specific that made me vomit a little bit in the back of my throat:

“I will ultimately vote for the person I believe brings to the American people the kind of vision the American people want to see for the next four years,” he said. “A vision that reaches out to the rest of the world, that starts to restore confidence in America, that starts to restore favorable ratings to America. Frankly, we’ve lost a lot in recent years.”

Is this asshole fucking kidding!?

Hey, Powell, you arrogant delusional motherfucker! The reason that the entire world despises the United States is because of our invasion and occupation of Iraq. And you played a critical role in convincing the American people and, more importantly, our Congress that going to war in Iraq was really, really, really an excellent and important thing to do. Do you remember saying this?

The gravity of this moment is matched by the gravity of the threat that Iraq’s weapons of mass destruction pose to the world. Let me now turn to those deadly weapons programs and describe why they are real and present dangers to the region and to the world.

This was a total fucking lie. You knew that the intelligence was cooked. You lied to the entire fucking world, and created the shitstorm we’re in.

You frittered away all your credibility as a serious military man on the fevered war fantasies of Bush’s raving wackaloon neo-con “advisors”. The Iraq invasion and occupation–which if not for you would possibly have remained nothing more than a limp-dick neo-con wet dream–utterly destroyed the global good will towards the United States that was built up through careful nurturing over many decades. And now you have the fucking gall to sanctimoniously lecture the nation about how “Frankly, we’ve lost a lot in recent years”!?

Dude, you fucked us up. If it weren’t for you, we very well may not have lost a lot. Not only did we lose the esteem of the world, but we have lost, and continue to lose, the lives of thousands of soldiers, hundreds of thousands of Iraqi civilians, and hundreds of billions of dollars.

This blood and treasure is on you, motherfucker. You’re a sick lying bastard. Take your goddamn “endorsement” and shove it right up your fucking ass. Oh, and FUCK YOU!


9 Responses to “Colin Powell To Endorse Obama!?”

  1. bikemonkey Says:

    If it is true, this could potentially shift substantial votes towards Obama.

    someone around here is certainly delusional. wtf ‘votes’ do you imagine are out there that are not already the O-man’s that Powell is going to shift his way? what’s the demographic? lemme just tell you this, you know the traditional 90% dem voting african americans? it’s gonna be 100% – flat-out-crazy-flubbernuts-like-Keys this time babeeee. so who the fuck is left that thinks Powell is the shiznatz and hasn’t already drunk the O-ade? Who are these fantasy unicorn voters of yours?

  2. bikemonkey Says:

    shit. “100% minus flat-out-crazy-flubbernuts-like-Keyes” there, that does it

  3. PhysioProf Says:

    Dude, wake the fuck up! There are plenty of white people who consider themselves “conservative”, but who are not totally-off-the-deep-end wackaloon sick-fuck right-wingers who think Powell is the shiznit. This includes a lot of people who are actually in the military. I’ve got informants in the military who have been telling me they would never vote for Obama because he is an “extreme liberal”, but who now have told me they would consider it if Powell endorsed him.

  4. bm Says:

    I dunno what you’ve been smoking but ha. Ha. Ha! Those are “Bradley effects” my friend!

  5. PhysioProf Says:

    What the fuck are “Bradley effects”?

  6. Nan Says:

    “restore favorable ratings”?? WTF? Are we a country or a bumbling sit com with tanking Nielsens?

    I never got why everyone loved Powell so much. To me his military philosophy always seemed like the prototypical American bully/coward: we won’t start a fight we can’t win. Principles be damned — it’s just can we kick someone’s ass without having to worry about the consequences.

    Still, while you and I may despise the man, vast hordes of delusional voters love him — so the endorsement could be huge.

  7. Lisa Says:

    The Bradley Effect is when black candidates poll better than they do on election day. People think they’re all for the black candidate but then when it comes down to the actual vote, some are like, well, maybe that old white guy makes me feel better.

    I think bm meant your buds are just sayin’ that they might vote for Obama, but then they can change their mind in the booth.

  8. To be honest, part of me feels bad for Colin Powell the same way I sort of feel bad for Scott McClellan. Ignorance and stupidity are never excusable, but they both have the same look about them that the kid in grade school who got duped out of his milk money had.

    No chocolate milk for any of them.

  9. […] lying motherfucker is an opportunist through and through. He has the blood of hundreds of thousands on his hands. He’s a slimy right-wing rat deserting a sinking ship. He’s just maneuvering for some […]

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