From Bloomberg today:

Sept. 23 (Bloomberg) — Federal Reserve Chairman Ben S. Bernanke signaled that the government should buy devalued assets at above-market values to make its proposed $700 billion rescue package most effective in combating the financial crisis.

Is there any question whatsoever that this is nothing more than a plutocratic greedfuck last-ditch money grab designed to turn the American middle-class upside fucking down and shake the last few coins out of its already nearly empty pockets?

EDIT: Angry Bear makes the same point much more viscerally!

“Libertarianism” Explained

September 23, 2008

A friend of mine was complaining about some assmonger “libertarian” motherfucker whose comment on a blog was chapping her ass. I explained to her that dumbfuck incoherent “libertarian” douchewackers do tend, with their abject stupidity and patent hypocrisy, to chap the old ass.

I like to challenge them to build their own fucking roads, stop using grossly government-subsidized gasoline, stop letting firemen put out their burning houses, stop calling the police when they are burglarized or otherwise become the victim of crimes, stop flying on planes that use air traffic control, etc, etc, etc.

Basically, “libertarianism” is just code for “the government should subsidize and support *my* shit, but anyone who wants the government to subsidize and support *their* shit should just fuck right off“. Fucking selfish deluded hypocritical pigs is all libertarians are.

This week’s recipe is Miso-Glazed Black Cod with Cold Somen Noodles. It is distinguished by how motherfucking quick and easy it is to prepare something so delicious.

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What’s very, very, very important is for everyone to be extremely clear that this financial clusterfuck is a direct consequence of the complete utter moral and pragmatic depravity of so-called “conservative” political philosophy as implemented by the deranged sick-fuck Republican Party. Every decent citizen of the United States needs to know in no uncertain terms that the Republican Party caused this to happen through their intentional policy of privatizing gains by their greedfuck cronies while socializing their losses, and that a vote for McCain-Palin is a vote to continue destroying everything that normal decent people hold dear.

Sharing Blame

September 18, 2008

A bunch of scumbag right-wing operatives are slithering all over the media right now spreading the ridiculous lie that our nation is being destroyed not by the Republican Party, but by some nebulous “Washington culture” that includes Republicans and Democrats. Nuh, uh. I’m not saying the Democrats are fucking angels, but the Republican Party has driven policy for the last 40 years, and they own this motherfucker!

They say that the Dems didn’t stop this shit from happening, so they share the blame. The problem isn’t that the Republican Party has irretrievably fucked up every single fucking thing in the universe it’s gotten its greedy sick-fuck depraved hands on over the last 40 years. The problem is that the Democratic Party hasn’t stopped them.

It’s like a motherfucking drunk who crashes his car into a school bus and kills thirty kids blaming the motherfucking bartender who served him his last beer.

The horrific destruction that the Republican Party has wreaked on our nation is a completely predictable consequence of governing on the basis of their morally and pragmatically bankrupt depraved fake-ass “conservative” ideology. It just so happens, however, that “conservative” ideology is very attractive on a personal level to racists, woman-haters, jesus freaks, corporate oligarch greedfucks, and assorted other deranged wackaloon scuzbuckets.

As Driftglass has so eloquently pointed out, lying GOP scumbags like Karl Rove are currently engaged in an explicit plan to confuse normal decent Americans with the usual “all politicians are to blame” bullshit. So, PhysioProf is here to provide some clarity.

Despicable traitorious America-hating GOP felons like Karl Rove get on teevee and start spraying this “McCain and Obama are both Teh Bad Politishuns” flak with the goal of getting normal decent Americans to throw their hands up in the air and give up trying to distinguish traitors from patriots. And that kind of confusion inures to the benefit of the GOP.

The GOP is riddled with traitorious lying America-hating shitbags from top to bottom. Their policies are explicitly designed to funnel vast amounts of wealth from the pockets of ordinary decent Americans into the purses of their greedfuck cronies. They succeeded wildly at this scheme. The only downside was that they were so motherfucking greedy that they killed the entire economy.

When some absurd right-wing douchebag tells you that “Democrats and Republicans are EQUALLY TO BLAME”, you tell them PhysioProf says, “The depraved scumbag Republican Party OWNS THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!”

Recipe War Time Out

September 16, 2008

For reasons beyond our control, Isis the Scientist and PhysioProf have agreed to a time out in the Recipe War. We will resume by posting our Fish Course #1 recipes on Sunday at Midnight.