Republicans Are Drunken Assholes

October 1, 2008

Hilzoy (h/t Belledame):

[A]s people go, I am pretty willing to step up and be a grownup, even when other people aren’t. But I am just about at the end of my rope. What that means, in practical terms, is that while early in the 90s I was willing to put various plans on hold for the sake of the country and its fiscal stability, I now think: Democrats’ willingness to be sane and fiscally responsible just enables the Republicans. I am not willing to play that game.

The Democratic Party is the sober responsible spouse who continually cleans up after the out-of-control drunken asshole Republican Party spouse who crashes the car, fucks the babysitter, blows out all the credit cards, and then cries: “It wasn’t my fault; you should have stopped me!”

And the drunken asshole spouse–at least until they completely destroy everything around them–is more fun to drink beer with.


8 Responses to “Republicans Are Drunken Assholes”

  1. Ouyang Dan Says:

    Nicely put, Tong zhi (chinese for comrade).

    I am pretty fucking tired of having leaders who might be fun to have a beer w/.

  2. drugmonkey Says:

    Which spouse are you?

  3. I think I may actually be the drunken asshole spouse.

  4. Huh, I think I’m the babysitter.

  5. So our choice is to vote for the alcoholics, or vote for the alcoholics’ enablers.

    I’m positively brimming with enthusiasm.

  6. tai haku Says:

    So if I read this correctly your saying America should, by write in vote, elect that Dr Drew guy?

  7. Physiogroupie IV Says:

    Speaking of which, I will be tuning in at 9pm tonight..

  8. We’re electing Dr. Drew? Does that mean a butt plug for every man, woman, and child? I am so onboard.

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