Palin Hands Biden His Ass On A Motherfucking Platter
October 3, 2008
Palin fucking schooled Biden last night. She is a vicious depraved right-wing asshole, but she is no fucking dummy, and was exceedingly well-prepared for the debate. She had Biden on the defensive almost the entire time: she made her talking points and he ran around trying to debunk them.
Biden tried to actually make substantive points; Palin spewed the ooga-booga word salad that wins these things. Palin displayed the certitude of clueless fuckwittitude which the American voter loves. Biden displayed the uncertainty of real knowledge, which is the kiss of death. Biden spent the majority of his time talking about what Palin said, while she mostly just made her talking points.
The moment that just sealed it for me was when Biden actually said “Past is Prologue“! Who the motherfucking fuck does he think he is talking to!?!? The relevant audience for this debate has the analytical capacity of a motherfucking third grader!!!
And the test-ban treaty!? Who the fuck in the relevant audience for this debate even knows what the motherfucking fuck that even is!? And why did Biden spend so much time rambling about the minutiae of who voted for what? People don’t even hear that shit!
Why, oh why, are Democrats so fucking bad at this shit!?!?