Ridiculous Republican Smugfucks
October 10, 2008
These motherfucking Republican douchemonkeys have been effectively controlling the levers of power for the vast majority of the last 40 years. And look where it’s gotten us. It is time to vote these absurd deranged assholes–who utterly fuck up everyfuckingthing they get their greasy fucking paws on everyfuckingtime–out of power, and let rational adults clean up after them.
The Republican Party is wholly composed of wackaloon four-year-olds yelling and screaming about their imaginary friends, shitting and pissing their pants, reaching in and grabbing handfuls of their own shit, and smearing it all over the entire house. Enough is enough!
And for fuck’s sake, if and when we get the fucking place cleaned up, can we please remember not to let these depraved motherfucking shitheels insinuate themselves back into power? Cause every time we do that, they immediately start smearing their feces all over the place and fucking everything up all over again.
Comradde RisottoProffe 
October 10, 2008 at 10:29 am
Dude. PP, enough with the smearing of poo…
That’s yucky.
October 10, 2008 at 10:39 am
I’m kinda confused, do you like them or not?
October 10, 2008 at 11:35 am
It is time to vote these absurd deranged assholes… out of power.
Wrong. Voting them out of power won’t do. We must crush them, drive them before us, and hear the lamentation of their women.
Just voting them out of power will work today just as well as it did in 1992.
October 10, 2008 at 11:51 am
Berube has the solution.
October 10, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Michael Berube is a fucknut.
October 10, 2008 at 1:01 pm
While that may be so (depends on the meanings of both “fucknut” and “is”), he at least never refers to himself in the pseudonymous third person.
October 10, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Sven, it is impolite to speak ill of someone on their own blog.
October 10, 2008 at 7:05 pm
Enough with squirrel-bothering the choad lickers already! Let’s talk about mandate. The bushrovian jock sniffers called 54% or some shit a fucking mandate for fuck’s sake. Mo’bama is going to have a supercalorgasmomandate. Work it!
October 10, 2008 at 9:12 pm
Show of hands, who (or whose spouse) is going as Sarah Palin for halloween this year?
October 10, 2008 at 10:06 pm
Not me, Physiogroupie. I tried, but I couldn’t manage to tuck all my principles under the wig.