April 9, 2009
Would it have been enough had god not even brought us out of Egypt? Or instead of dayenu would we have been all like, “Fuck you god, you left us here as slaves in motherfucking Egypt you fucking asshole”?
UPDATE: A dear friend of the blog has pointed out that this would dramatically shorten the seder:
(Raise cup of shitty wine.)
Fuck you, god!
(Chug eleventeenth cup of shitty wine.)