For Fuck’s Sake

June 8, 2009

Does ESPN really have to pollute their baseball broadcasts with Chris Berman? He is a fucking blight. He doesn’t know jack shit about jack fucking shit, and just reads prepared color sheets that some poor fucking unpaid intern prepares for him. Fucking douche.

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3 Responses to “For Fuck’s Sake”


  1. Please for the love of all that is good and true, make Berman stick to football. He borrows/steals his catch phrases from legendary sportscasters, is completely unoriginal, and my dead grandmother would provide better commentary than this asshat. Stay the hell out of my beloved sport and for that matter take Joe Buck out of the Fox broadcast booth before I strangle the bastard with a microphone cord. I can’t believe that cockbite parlayed an entire career out of being Jack Buck’s kid.

  2. JLK Says:

    Dude, Chris Berman was the shit in the 80’s/90’s BEFORE he moved onto football. He was the only funny baseball commentator back then, making up nicknames for all the players and what not.

  3. scribbler50 Says:

    Berman is simply one more jag-off in an ever-growing farm of jag-offs who feel their shtick is bigger than the game they’re covering… and his signature nickname nonsense ran out of gas decades ago. To wit: this gem he belched during an event he shouldn’t have been permitted to be anywhere near, a Major Golf tourney, where he said as David Toms was about to putt, “And now over to the fourteenth where Ground Control to Major Toms is about to Putt for a birdie.” Yeesh!


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