Hypocritical Far-Right-Wing Deranged Religious Fuckwits Forge Governor’s Signature For Wackaloon Jeezus Shit

July 21, 2009

As usual, the far-right-wing Jeezus-worshipping morality crusaders turn out the be degenerate sleazeball lying motherfuckers:

State Representative Sally Kern’s proclamation of morality has been a lightning rod from the beginning, blaming the nation’s economic problems on morality and claiming the nation is a world leader in abortion, pornography and other forms of debauchery.

Now, a new controversy has taken center stage involving The Baptist Messenger, a weekly paper with about 68,000 subscribers put out by the Baptist General Convention of Oklahoma. The publication reprinted the proclamation in its July 16 edition, complete with state seal and a signature by Governor Brad Henry and Secretary of State Susan Savage.

“It is not anything that the state is sponsoring, so to see it on such an official document that we filed is really surprising,” Savage said.

Savage’s office has to verify the governor’s signature on all proclamations and affix the seal. Savage believes the paper took another proclamation signed on July 2 and merged the bottom half with the Kern proclamation.

“I think it’s unfortunate especially when it’s something that’s potentially controversial to have there be any misrepresentation of the state’s official position on it,” Savage said.

I guess forging the signatures of the Governor of Oklahoma and the Secretary of State, as well as the state seal, is just peachy fucking keen when you’re an extreme far-right-wing theocratic motherfucking slimebag LYING FOR JEEZUS.

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4 Responses to “Hypocritical Far-Right-Wing Deranged Religious Fuckwits Forge Governor’s Signature For Wackaloon Jeezus Shit”

  1. LostMarbles Says:

    Well, when you’re fighting for morality it’s okay to be completely immoral.

    Also Tag!

  2. Gonzo Says:

    It’s also been said a gazillion times, but in secular countries these “debaucheries” (i.e. teen pregnancies, abortions and whatever) are much lower.
    Will they ever get the irony?

  3. Gonzo Says:

    *the numbers are lower.

    I’m having a bad English day…

  4. Batocchio Says:

    Well, Jeezus needs Kern to lie for him, because he won’t do it himself. Duh.


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