Are you fucking kidding me!?!?!?!?


Let’s DO IT!!

Balloon Boy (UPDATED)

October 15, 2009

I bet the little fucker released the motherfucking balloon, and then hid because he was afraid he was gonna get in trouble.

UPDATE: Apparently, the police have now concluded that this was a hoax, a publicity stunt planned by the parents who knew all along that the kid was not in the balloon.

Food In Laboratories

October 14, 2009

I used to pipette 4M NaCl stock solution into my lunchtime soup when I was a post-doc.

Door Holding Etiquette

October 12, 2009

If I am exiting a public doorway in front of you, and I hold the door briefly as I exit so you can then hold it for yourself without it striking you, don’t stop in the doorway while I’m holding it and use both hands to button your coat. I’m not your motherfucking valet, cockwad.


October 11, 2009


GO YANKEES!!!!!!!!!!

October 11, 2009

Let’s beat those motherfucking minnesotan douchebags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!