Reality TeeVee

November 28, 2009

For anyone who enjoys cooking and/or eating gourmet food, Top Chef is actually fascinating. It is very little about personality narishkeit, and very much about the actual skill of cooking. It is even better than Project Runway in that the judges on Top Chef are extremely analytical and detailed about their judgments and provide a fascinating insight into high-level professional gourmet cooking. This is quite different from Michael Kors with his “She looks like a two-bit tranny slut in an embroidered garbage bag” and Heidi Klum going on about whether the models’ asses look fat.


November 25, 2009

Sarah Palin’s joke of a “book” is already available for $4.97 if you also buy a subscription to loonie right-wing shitwipe “Newsmax” magazine.

Dean Dad versus Berube

November 25, 2009

This “contracts versus tenure” imbroglio is cracking me the fuck up. What could be more hilarious than a set-to between a couple of soft pompous former humanities scholars now current Internet windbags?

Of course Dean Dad is in favor of abolishing tenure! He’s a motherfucking DEAN, for chrissakes! What the fuck do you think Brian Cashman would say if you asked him whether he was in favor of Carl Pavano’s guaranteed contract during his pitiful time with the Yankees?

Student-Professor Relations

November 24, 2009

I don’t respond to any e-mails from classroom students of any kind. Period. I make this policy known at the beginning of every semester, and let students know that if they would like to make an appointment to talk to me, they can call me on the phone.

When I was a student, there was a serious activation energy required to disturb a professor. The idea that students should be able to just text message professors from the basement of the motherfucking fraternity and the professor is supposed to respond is ludicrous. Fuck these little overentitled pissants.

UPDATE: Just to clarify: I used to accept e-mails for the purpose of making an appointment to see me, but half the time the students didn’t even show up. That is why I recently modified my rule to require a phone call to make an appointment to see me.

Chuck Todd

November 23, 2009

Chuck Todd is fucking nauseating. His smug sneering pompous consdescending demeanor makes me want to projectile vomit. He is a grotesque symptom of the horrible disease that infects our teetering polity, a nasty suppurating leprous chancre on the face of a grievously ill patient near death.


November 23, 2009

G Gordon Liddy is shilling motherfucking GOLD investing on the radio.

E- A – G – L – E – S!

November 22, 2009


UPDATE: McNabb spoke at length to Cutler after the game. I suspect that he was mentoring. That is cool.


November 21, 2009

The UConn Huskies just beat Notre Dame in South Bend. Why does Jesus hate The Irish?

Charlie Weis is yet another example of a former coordinator who is great at the Xs and Os, but is a completely incompetent at actually running a team.

Motherfucking Fuckity Fuck

November 15, 2009

It is quite dismaying to pass for 450 motherfucking yards and lose.


November 15, 2009

Why are tour buses from Quebec always so motherfucking sleek and luxurious?