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I am the great Count Douchebaggio of Douchebaggylvania!
You might wanna open a window or something CPP…
You’re hitting the Jameson during the day now?
I hate motherfucking Douchebaggylvanians. Damn douchesuckers.
If you want to be consistent, you’ll have to be Douchebaggula of Douchebaggylvania or Douchebagescu of Douchebaggylvania. You have to put the Romanian ending on it, you know.
You just wrote the Personal Statement for your new-form Biosketch.
I think ‘Lord Douchebag the fifth, Earl of Douchebagshire-upon-Tyne’ sounds better. Conveys the arrogance more nicely, don’t you think?
In other news, Earth orbits Sun. ‘-)
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