Our old friend high-school debate-team champeeeeeeeeen is not only acting like a ridiculous douchebag again, but he seems to have also lost his moral compass.

Thought For The Day

January 22, 2010

If you’re gonna be a narcissistic asshole, at least have the fucking decency to be a fun one.

Thought For The Day

January 20, 2010

The Democratic Party is that hapless skinny fucking dweeb on the beach getting sand kicked in his face on the inside back cover of the comic book by the smirking muscle-bound dumbfuck.

Militant Atheism

January 20, 2010

There is a striking paucity of corroborative evidence for the existence of leprechauns lolling in pots of gold at the ends of rainbows, but you never see eleventeen fuckjillion leprechaun enthusiasts banding together to kill, maim, oppress, and otherwise fuck with people who don’t give a flying fuck about leprechauns and just want to be left the fuck alone.

Here’s the deal: As soon as the motherfucking jeezus-, abraham-, mohammed-, and other-fucking god botherers shut down their fucking churches, shut the fuck up about their fucking stupid deities, stop maiming, killing, and opporessing, and otherwise leave decent people alone, then I assure you, the “militant atheists” will concern themselves with them to the same extent they do leprechaun enthusiasts.

Civility In The Blogosphere

January 20, 2010

One of the attendees at the recent ScienceOnline2010 posted the following re-enactment of an interesting exchange that occurred during a session on civility:

Left-Leaning Academia

January 19, 2010

Conservatives are objectively, demonstrably wrong about everyfuckingthing.

The corollary to this is that they either lie to themselves and/or others for their own perceived gain–think David Brooks, Bill Kristol, and the like–or are abject dumbfucks–think teabagger “morans”.

The single most severe political problems of our time is that the mass media–for a variety of reasons–simply refuses to point this out, and rather fetishizes “balance” and false equivalence. The reason that academia “leans left” is that fewer liars and dumbfucks are attracted to academia than they are to other professions, because they correctly intuit that a human enterprise aimed at (while certainly not always achieving) figuring out the nature of actual reality is not as conducive to their lies and dumbfuckery as are professions like law, business, “journalism”, and the like.

Foot In Mouth?

January 18, 2010

My suspicion is that Coakley will win the Massachusetts special senate election handily. Reasons for the media polls/buzz being that it is ZOMFGCLOSE!!111!!ELEVENTEEN!!11!!! are as follows:

(1) Coddled rich media scumbags have multiple orgasms when Democrats “get their comeuppance”, and every single fucking bit of their narrative efforts anticipate and are aimed at achieving total splooge all over the fucking place.

(2) Normal human beings–i.e., non-wingnut-fuck-ups–would rather stab their eyes out with a hot poker than spend time on the phone answering the questions of some sleazeball political polling operative.