Adios, Motherfucker

March 7, 2010

Shitass singer Ronan Tynan–who used to pollute the 7th inning stretch at Yankee Stadium with his grotesque fake-ass militaristic God Bless America glurge until he got caught up in some supposed anti-semitic comment foofaraw–has moved to Boston. I have no idea whether he deserved to be run out of town or not, but good fucking riddance to the asshole. He’ll fit right in in the Red Sock fan-riddled shithole that is Beantown.

When asked whether he would consider vomiting up his shit at Fenway Park, he said he wouldn’t rule it out. Hilariously, a Boston Globe Red Sock beat writer told him in no uncertain terms to fuck right off.

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7 Responses to “Adios, Motherfucker”

  1. Katharine Says:

    Why do conservatives hate everybody?

  2. vegofish Says:

    Why are liberal elitist assholes so fucking hypocritical?

  3. Dr Becca Says:

    Those ears!!!!! This is very good news.

  4. Spiny Norman Says:

    Physioprof – Your comments on the festering shithole sometimes known as Boston are really too generous by half. But the Yankees still suck. That is all.

  5. Phledge Says:

    What amazes me about your writing, CPP, is that I am happy to read your screeds about people and places that mean nothing to me. I will be using the word “hilariously” to begin most of my sentences for the rest of the week.

  6. Kowalski Says:

    Hahahaha!!!!

    Also, your comedy troll is fucking hilarious as well.

  7. Dennis Says:

    Ugh, good riddance. Next, can we get Giuliani to move to Boston and stop coming to games too?


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