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You can use your motherfucking imagination to figure out what’s on the other side of the bottle. I’m not posting that fucking shit.
PP, why do you hate elephants so?
A full bottle of whiskey beautifully painted and sealed suggests that there is an artist on the other side listening to the music and waiting to share a drink with a truly significant other. One day, in the future……
It might or might not happen but “life is a dream” and dreams are just that: dreams
Except that then you have to drink Makers Mark. Fucking swill. That bottle looks like a giant wang covered in multicolored condoms.
It’s like a french flag draped over an American phallus!
Oh, wait, forgot to capitalize the “F” in “French,” there. Let me correct that:
It’s like a French flag draped over an American phallus!
Hey! Markers Mark is very good – when diluted in 7up.
The other day I got a mint julep and the guy at the bar is like, “we’re all out of Maker’s, I’ll have to give you Knob Creek.” Uh. . . I’m so sad?
I saw wine for the cure on my last trip to the liquor store, complete with a shitload of pink wax.
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