Fucking Soccer

June 12, 2010

We kicked England’s sorry snifter-snooter ass in the war of 1812, and we’ll kick their sorry snifter-snooter ass today. And fuck soccer. Talk about a stupid fucking boring-ass “sport”. Buncha fucking sissies running around in little-boy shorts and crying cause some other fucking sissie stuck his foot out and “tripped” him.

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9 Responses to “Fucking Soccer”

  1. drugmonkey Says:

    what about the AustroFrench?

  2. Spiny Norman Says:

    Remember that in England the rough stuff happens in the bleachers and on the streets afterwards. The game itself is an epiphenomenon.

  3. LadyDay Says:

    Maybe you don’t quite see soccer as I do: hot guys running around in shorts, getting all sweaty. SOOOOO much better than American football, where you can’t see as much.


  4. —“Talk about a stupid fucking boring-ass “sport””—-

    This coming from a baseball fan! Haaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    /cue the ‘Capt Haddock laughing till he cries pic’

  5. ron Says:

    baseball is the most boring major “sport.” its also filled with a bunch of fat guys and the biggest prima donnas known to the universe who go on the DL with a hangnail.

  6. drugmonkey Says:

    At least our dear FizzyProof is in good company in his WorldCup hatred

    http://pandagon.net/index.php/site/comments/the_wingnut_anti_soccer_lie_machine/

    HHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. bayman Says:

    Completely wrong on both counts.

    1) Take out the commercial breaks and see how long your beloved baseball lasts. Soccer has an purpose beyond the legitimization of consumerist marketing.

    2) Canada won the war of 1812 by a longshot. Not USA, not England.

  8. BikeMonkey Says:

    baydouche! Long time no see. But srsly, like we’re going to buy that Canuckistaniis actually like soccer?

  9. soccersux Says:

    To anyone who tries to pretend that soccer is awesome, kindly shut the fuck up. It is the shittiest sport ever. End of discussion, QED. I watched the World Cup, and after witnessing the 198th Ghanian player fall down and cry like a bitch after getting lightly brushed by an opposing player, went into a deep coma. One dude fell down after he kicked the ball and missed, got carted off on a stretcher, and then stood up on the sidelines as soon as he was set down.

    SOCCER BLOWSSSSSS


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