Motherfucken YUM!

July 31, 2010

Hellz, YEAH!!!!!!

July 30, 2010

Brad DeLong makes his students read a buncha fucken shit over the summer for his Fall Econ 1 course at Cal. I say this makes him a dick. Do you give summer assignments for Fall undergrad courses?


July 26, 2010

I’m laughing my ass off at all the old NFL d00ds on teevee OUTRAGED that rookie Dez Bryant dared to tell veteran Roy Williams that he wasn’t gonna carry his fucken shoulder pads out onto the field for him. Back when we were rookies, we gave the fucken veterans motherfucken HANDJOBS, ok? So Bryant better blah, blah, blah! AHAHAHAHAHAH!


July 26, 2010

Does the DCCC understand that there must be a kind of “Laffer Curve” for political fundraising e-mails, and that at some point more fucken e-mails starts translating into fewer fucken donations?


July 25, 2010

It is seriously fucken impressive that A-Rod is getting up there with 599 home runs and just staying within himself and getting the bat on the ball and driving in runs. Very impressive.


July 25, 2010

They are showing Bernie Williams’s fucken band during the rain delay, and shit, they fucken suck. They’re like a misbegotten offspring of Al Jarreau and Zamfir.

UPDATE: OK, now Bernie’s playing motherfucken TMOTTBG like James Taylor on fucken ‘ludes. STOP! JUST STOP!

UPDATE II: Finally, they’re taking off the fucken tarp.


July 24, 2010


July 23, 2010

Looks like A-Rod brought out a brand-new shiny batting helmet for #600.


July 23, 2010

Comrade PhysioProf just received a personal e-mail from Diane von Furstenburg! I’M NOT WORTHY!