Revise and Resubmit

October 30, 2010

29 Responses to “Revise and Resubmit”

  1. beatrice Says:


    This is facky funny hilarious

  2. AnneC Says:

    Wow. All variations of “fuck” sound way more awesome when said by British robotvoices!

  3. Beaker Says:

    thank you this was awesome.

  4. Pharm Sci Grad Says:

    Love. It.

    This is way more amusing than the nipple shirt!

  5. […] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Dr. Isis, Drug Monkey. Drug Monkey said: Should I revise my #NIHGrants? Or contest the review? […]

  6. DrugMonkey Says:

    HAHAHHAHA, I have conversations like that every motherfucking month…

  7. Rebecca Says:


    This is not funny. Way too real.

    ” What do you think that motherfucker Scarpa would do for you” ?.


    That motherfucker schizofrrrrrenic will tell you this:

    Rebecca, you are a competitive scientist, you know, essssentially you know, Revise and Resubmit FOREVER and EVER. Additionally, you know, talk to your Mental Health Officer who can take good care of YOU……. Piacere

  8. drdrA Says:

    I laughed until I cried.

  9. Odyssey Says:

    Fucking hilarious!

  10. Charlie Says:

    This is one of the best, CPP. Brilliant!. Wonder what Scarpa is smoking now after this British version of Study Sections?

  11. jc Says:

    It’s a fucken tea party! I knew it.

  12. Hahaha… Wouldn’t know a good grant if it bit them on the ass.

  13. I fell out the chair from laughing so damn hard, you have truly raised the bar holmes.

  14. Dr Becca Says:

    Hahahahaha!!! That was a lovely way to start my week.

  15. Charlie Says:


    What I like most is the persuasive/perseverant role of the (presumably) Program Officer:

    “Are you out of your Fucken Mind??. Revise and Resubmit THE MOTHERFUCKER !!!


    CPP you are so brilliant that I couldn’t help but falling in love with you, MF !!!

  16. Tenured Radical Says:

    Fuckin’ fabulous!

  17. Dr. Crazy Says:

    is in love with you as xtranormal filmmaker, and wishes that all of your posts were done in this format. Just sayin. Holmes. (or is it “homes”? I always thought it was “homes,” as in, Sherlock?)

  18. Dr. Crazy Says:

    er, Holmes. You see. Fucken keyboard and submitting without proofreading.

  19. Anonymous Says:

    Piss in your pants funny.

  20. […] comment that has you so exercised did not really make the difference between funding and “we advise you to revise and resubmit“. __ *and by all means list your favorite idiotic reviewer statements in the […]

  21. Thanks CPP! I needed that.

  22. Historiann Says:

    Hey–I teach at Dip$hit State University and I resemble that fuckin’ remark!

  23. […] up with “I Want to be Promoted,” and Comrade PhysioProf has a marvel of obsenity called “Revise and Resubmit.”  I’m trying to think of making a cartoon, but the only ones I can come up with are pretty […]

  24. […] And your A1 application came in at a 15%ile which resulted in, of course, the PO telling you to "Revise and Resubmit". You did so, and the study section handed you back a 2%ile score on your A2. […]

  25. […] I will be further considering PP's position, however, and seeing if I am just wasting my time revising and resubmitting. […]

  26. […] Which reminds me of what might be my all time favorite Comradde Physioproffe post: […]

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