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Can someone please explain to me why the White House easter egg hunt isn’t on motherfucken easter?
…Because no one reads the paper over the weekend.
So they can take advantage of post-Easter chocolate sales?
There’s an interesting historical blurb on wiki:
It’s never on motherfucken easter, but always on Easter Monday.
Looking at that picture I hear shower scene music in my head.
is that the same costume from the Reagan era? damn.
Because security screeners have to find all the eggs on the bunny first at the gate, then the bunny can put them on the lawn.
Because the Easter Bunny don’t roll on the Sabbath, Dude!
I wanna know why no one dresses up like zombie jesus on easter. I’m totally crashing some egg hunts next year.
The Easter Bunny sez: WTF? Where the hell is *my* TelePrompTer?
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