LOON ALERT LEVEL INFINITY! (UPDATED)
April 7, 2009
Some of our favorite loons just keep the wackaloonery flowing!
First, we’ve got obsessive high-school debate-team champion Michael Hawkins in a steel-cage death-match with the rhetorical voices in his head:
Please refrain from setting up strawmen based upon your flawed English.
Let’s examine the sentence.
“For more conclusive proof, one can simply recognize no ultimate source of morality.”
Refer to the rest of the paragraph. “For more conclusive proof” is dependent upon two sentences. The first is the one that contains “that morality is objective” and the second is “This is not true”. In other words, “For more conclusive proof” has the implied clause “that morality is not objective”. You failed to recognize this. Your sentence now reads like this.
“For more conclusive proof that morality is not objective, one can simply recognize that there is no ultimate source of morality.”
This is redundant and pedantic. It adds unnecessary clauses to the sentence. It is inefficient.
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You are saying that you fully agree with my argument (”morality is not objective”), yet you think my argument is flawed. If you wish to agree with flawed arguments, that’s up to you, but what I think you meant to say is you agree with my argument but you’re incorrectly trying correct the phrasing of my argument.
Dude, you’re gonna WIN THE DEBATE!!11!!1! You’re so close! (Just make sure you have some tissues handy.)
Second, we’ve got obsessive paranoid authoritarian sockpuppet explosion loon Isabel/YouKnowWho/Anonymous/MyWorkIsDoneHere/WhatMeWorry/TroolyMcTrollster/GodIsMyCopilot/ILoveYouToo/etc dueling with racist shadows:
In other words it’s a cult led by Isis and CPP that is practicing exactly what it condemns!
Yes! It is a CULT!11!!1!!1!ELEVENTY!1!!1!
It’s also disturbing that CPP and Isis actively promote Hot Female worship, but ban men from participating under mob rule. That’s discrimination in my book.There’s also a puritan flavor to all this that I find distasteful.
NO! It’s a MOB! A PURITAN MOB!11!!
You seem like a normal, reasonable person. However, you don’t seem to understand that THIS IS HOW THESE PEOPLE OPERATE! It’s the science blogs mob mentality.
NO! WAIT! It’s a SCIENCEBLOGS MOB!!
The irony of THAT situation is lost on the losers. They also make racist remarks about people they have decreed to be “racists” ?! Weird!
OK. I’ve got it! We’re a HYPOCRITICAL RACIST PURITAN FEMALE-WORSHIPING SCIENCEBLOGS LOSER SHRILL CULT MOB!!!11!!1! MUWAQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!111111!!11! HIDE YOUR CHILDREN!
UPDATE: Obsessive high-school debate-team champion Michael Hawkins has just informed me that our mob is also SHRILL. I have edited the post to respond to this reviewer concern, indicating the new text–as is customary–in italics.