August 29, 2010

Why do the Tampa Bay Rays’ home uniforms look like little boy pajamas?

And Fucke You, Joe Morgan

August 29, 2010

Morgan is continuing his refusal to address the fact that pitching is now dominating batting because the batters are no longer juiced to the fucken gills. His latest theory is that now all the pitchers have awesome change-ups, and that’s why pitching is dominating batting. I shit you not.

Fuck You, Jon Miller

August 29, 2010

Dude, pronounce the fucken latino players’ names fucken correctly, not with some stupid fucken made-up bullshit pronounciation that you pulled out of your stupid fucken bald-ass white-ass fucken ass.

Fuck You!

August 28, 2010

Cat Brains

August 27, 2010

Cat brains are little cause-effect computing machines: If I lie on my back looking all cute, then some asshole will come over and rub my fucken tummy.


August 22, 2010

Poor fucken Lou Pinella is crying his fucken eyes out.